Crystalmir tauntdown

# The door is missing, having been pulled off its hinges. You step inside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:16 +0000)
# You feel more adept with your hand-to-hand attacks. You will gain a +20 to-hit bonus for hand-to-hand attacks. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:23 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on A Holy Mist. The curse has landed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:26 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on Escutcheon. The curse has landed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:38 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:39 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:43 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:44 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:44 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:44 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:45 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:52 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked A Holy Mist with an Iron Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:52 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:53 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:54 +0000)
# An Aethersprite attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:54 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, Escutcheon, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:54:57 +0000)
# (2 times) The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, Escutcheon, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:55:01 +0000)

* The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, Escutcheon, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:55:03 +0000)

# Full Blown AIDS said, "I really hope you're not surprised that we're here.." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:55:18 +0000)
# The door is missing, having been pulled off its hinges. You step inside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:10 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked An Angsty Foxgirl with an Iron Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:12 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Vharl-El. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:15 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Uri'el. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:20 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx has levelled up! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:23 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx attacked A Heavenly Elephant with a Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:23 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living has retrieved your faction flag from the stronghold of Crystalmir Corporation! You have gained 10 honor! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:24 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Srend'lee Marzbran. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:25 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Manfred with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:29 +0000)
# Zhu Tong has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 9 people and killing 2 of them: Sherry Aensland, and Nunnally. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:30 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Ulala the Undying. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:31 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living yoinks (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:31 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Ulala the Undying. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:33 +0000)
# two old men playing checkers said, "You youngins. THAT's HOW we did it in our day" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:35 +0000)
# Eirin Yagokoro said, "Let's see... Slashed benefits, slashed penises... Slashed benefits... Slashed penises.." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:36 +0000)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Lysithea with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:38 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Sliver. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:39 +0000)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage seemed to appear out of thin air. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:41 +0000)
# Zhu Tong belches (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:44 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "you know what's extra sexy?! men in suits flying out of 3rd story windows is sexy as hell" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:45 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly attacked Cookie Cookie with a Long Bow, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:51 +0000)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacked Ulala the Undying with a Haymaker, killing her. ( : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:56 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:56:59 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Like any company, I hope you have a janitorial staff to clean up the mess we're making." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:00 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "you didn't think you were keeping that for long did you" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:03 +0000)
# (2 times) You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:04 +0000)

* You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from "Macho Man" Randy Savage. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:06 +0000)

# You say, "In this economy, a bull approach like you're taking is a bad move for any corporation. Especially one with such funny-looking, unhireable employees." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:08 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "also, men in suits spitting up blood" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:10 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "I love the smell of dead angels" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:12 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison NecroFeelYa. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:15 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison NecroFeelYa. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:17 +0000)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Vharl-El with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:19 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison ryochin. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:20 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison ryochin. You land a hit. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:22 +0000)
# Zhu Tong said, "pheew you fools need to lay off the tofu D: " (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:23 +0000)
# Captain FUBAR said, "I love the smell of blood" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:26 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked NecroFeelYa with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:27 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "mmmm mmm and they're tasty too" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:31 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "most any dead guy in a suit rocks" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:37 +0000)
# two old men playing checkers sit in the corner playing their game, laughing at the corporate offices (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:39 +0000)
# Captain FUBAR cracks open a fresh keg of whoopass (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:43 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly attacked An Angsty Foxgirl with a Long Bow, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:50 +0000)
# You go outside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:57:58 +0000)
# The door is missing, having been pulled off its hinges. You step inside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:01 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "i like em angsty" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:01 +0000)
# Captain FUBAR said, "that looked like it hurt" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:04 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Uri'el, you're mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:08 +0000)
(Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:13 +0000)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Uri'el with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:13 +0000)
# You feel more adept with your hand-to-hand attacks. You will gain a +20 to-hit bonus for hand-to-hand attacks. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:17 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly attacked ryochin with a Long Bow, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:18 +0000)
# The stronghold has been cleared! The faction standard may now be taken! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:25 +0000)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Srend'lee Marzbran with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:25 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "GAME SET MATCH" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:26 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living has taken the standard of Crystalmir Corporation! Your honor has changed by 20! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:29 +0000)
# Lilit has looked deep into the mind of Ahg-za-haru and returned changed, permanently twisted into a demonic Wyrm Master! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:48 +0000)
# Captain FUBAR passes out beers (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:58:57 +0000)
# (2 times) You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from Eirin Yagokoro. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from Eirin Yagokoro. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:59:16 +0000)

Part 2: Holy Mist finds out why respawning is far worse than staying dead.

* You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from Eirin Yagokoro. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from Eirin Yagokoro. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 03:59:18 +0000)

# (2 times) You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on A Holy Mist. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:14 +0000)

* You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on A Holy Mist. You missed! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:16 +0000)

Holy Mist, who had respawned right before we cleared (and ran in horror the first time he was AC'd, leaving his faction standard to be taken), came back and killed Macho Man, which of course meant that our Eye of Death NC could tell us where they ran to next. The result? A tauntfest, of course.

# A Holy Mist attacked "Macho Man" Randy Savage with a Long Bow, killing him. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:16 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from A Holy Mist. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from A Holy Mist. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:18 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on A Holy Mist. The curse has landed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:20 +0000)
# two old men playing checkers said, "Awwww, that wasn't nice, Mist" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:30 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:31 +0000)

# Chet Donnelly said, "Holy MIst your mamma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:31 +0000)
# (2 times) The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:33 +0000)

* The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:35 +0000)

# not so interesting attacked you with a Dark Heart ability, attempting to steal Magic Points from you. He was successful and has stolen 3 Magic Points from you. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:00:39 +0000)
# not so interesting gave you Soul Ice. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:01:16 +0000)
# The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:03:36 +0000)
# You feel the magic of your invulnerability fade. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:03 +0000)

I go to Holy Mist's hiding place one square over after hearing that there was some major taunting going on as Mist sat there, poisoned and AC'd. I see 4 taunters standing around talking smack while Mist just sits there, 1 used AP away from dying.


# You go outside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:23 +0000)
# You are now flying. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:27 +0000)
# Your body has returned to the ground. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:36 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "Oh snap, gangbang?" (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:37 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Myst, that aethersprite isn't a very good employee! He's given up on healing you" (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:51 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx said, "never been in gangbang this big before" (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:04:56 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "Holy MIst your mamma so fat her belly jiggle is a perpetual motion machine " (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:01 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to to steal Magic Points from A Holy Mist. You were successful! You have stolen 10 Magic Points from A Holy Mist. One of them was lost in tribute to the Dark Powers. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:02 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison A Holy Mist. You land a hit. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:06 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile killed Aethersprite with a Acid Dart spell. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:06 +0000)

Mist runs outside to end the pain. It works.

# (2 times) The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:09 +0000)

* The cosmic wail of one of your cursed victims, A Holy Mist, enters your soul, granting you 6 Experience Points. (Faded House (73,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Tue, 25 Nov 2008 04:05:09 +0000)

After Holy Mist threw himself from the roof to avoid further humiliation, Chet popped back into CC's downed hold to see what fun could be had and lo and behold Birdsong had shown up back home and was begging (not out loud) for abuse:

# A lurking pedophile killed Aethersprite with a Acid Dart spell. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:05:06 -0500)
# The door is missing, having been pulled off its hinges. You step inside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:05:59 -0500)
# Captain FUBAR starts singing "Cant touch this" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:17 -0500)
# An Origami Dragon attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:25 -0500)
# An Origami Dragon attacked you and hit, dealing 9 points of Electrical damage. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:35 -0500)
# An Origami Dragon attacked you and hit, dealing 9 points of Electrical damage. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:45 -0500)
# An Origami Dragon attacked you and hit, dealing 9 points of Electrical damage. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:55 -0500)
# You say, "birdsong get that dragon offa me before i fold it into an airplane and fly it up your ass" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:06:57 -0500)
# An Origami Dragon attacked you and missed. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:05 -0500)
# (2 times) You attack Origami Dragon with your Long Bow. You hit! You deal 20 points of Unholy damage! You gain 10 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:06 -0500)

* You attack Origami Dragon with your Long Bow. You hit! You deal 20 points of Unholy damage! You gain 10 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:07 -0500)

# You attack Origami Dragon with your Long Bow. You miss! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:08 -0500)
# You attack Origami Dragon with your Long Bow. You hit! You deal 21 points of Unholy damage! You gain 10 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:11 -0500)
# You attack Origami Dragon with your Long Bow. You hit! You deal 20 points of Unholy damage! You gain 10 Experience Points! It has been killed. You gain an additional 5 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:13 -0500)
# Eirin Yagokoro said, "NICE UNIBROW, CORPORATE GOON." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:07:51 -0500)
# Eirin Yagokoro said, "PROBABLY GOT THAT FEATURE FROM YOUR MOTHER." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:08:13 -0500)
# Captain FUBAR said, "I think the paper pet is pooped out...." (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:08:32 -0500)
# You emote, " sports new oragami hat well, don't you think?" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:08:52 -0500)
# two old men playing checkers look up when the arrow hits their checkerboard. "Is that the best you can do, whippersnapper? Why I bet you have a string on that bow. In my day, we had to THROW the arrows. An' I woulda damn well done more than 9 lousy points of damage!" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:11:48 -0500)
# You emote, " cracks a fresh fifth of Old Crow and waves it tauntingly beneath Birdsong's nose" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:13:22 -0500)
# two old men playing checkers empty their fashionable depends undergarments into the spitton on the bar. (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:13:36 -0500)
# Kempachi has been selected to serve as a soldier and herald for the forces of Good as a Divine Champion! (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:13:58 -0500)
# two old men playing checkers said, "You, chirpy, clean that up will ya?" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:14:05 -0500)
# You say, "What do you call a white man surrounded by 25 Indians?" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:15:23 -0500)
# You say, "Bartender!" (Faded Saloon (74,54) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:15:27 -0500)
# You say, "Birdsong why the long face? Also, shouldn't you have committed some kind of ritual suicide by now?" (Faded Train Station (75,50) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:18:13 -0500)
# You say, "my god, the boys are all home dividing up your scalps.... DIBS ON THAT YELLOWBELLY HOLY MIST!!" (Faded Farmhouse (20,14) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:19:43 -0500)
# You go inside of Faded Farmhouse. (Faded Farmhouse (20,14) (Nifleheim) : Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:20:09 -0500)