Legion of Error

We rolled out to recap/clear against Legion of Error in response to getting flagshielded by them. They had previously requested that we set up a time where we could come in, recap, not kill anyone, and leave, and then we would never raid each other again. They also said something about crocheting a quilt together. Naturally, we went there looking for blood. They wound up revoking, although we still killed every damn person in the hold.

# You feel the magic flow through you as you cast the spell. With a cracking sound, a Greater Ward Versus Evil is destroyed. The scroll bursts into flames in your hands. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:01:08 +0000)
# Someone used a bullhorn to say, "TOLD YOU WE WERE GETTING OUR FLAG". It appears to have come from outside. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:02:44 +0000)
# Someone used a bullhorn to say, "LIZA BABY I COME TO RESCUE YOU FROM THESE DOUCHEBAGS AND WEIRDOS AND THEIR SUPERTOWER OF DOUCHEDOM. CHET IS COMING FOR YOU!". It appears to have come from outside. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:03:00 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS threw a stick of dynamite into the area. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:03:17 +0000)
# 1000 DYING SUNS has retrieved your faction flag from the stronghold of Legion of Error! You have gained 10 honor! ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:03:28 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on Alpha Trion. The curse has landed. ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:04:38 +0000)
# You say, "We're here to craft some daggers out of your bones and some armor out of your flayed, dead flesh. And talk smack about your moms. Because we're TT and TT#1." (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:04:49 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Leif with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:04:55 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on A Wandering Traveler. The curse has landed. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:04:59 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on Avaddon. The curse has landed. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:05:07 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Mister Ajax with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:05:14 +0000)
# All Hallow's Eve breathed fire about the area. It affected 16 people. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:05:25 +0000)
# All Hallow's Eve breathed fire about the area. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 4 points of damage. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:05:44 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "cue Wyrm Master AoE. Joke factions get joke AoE" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:05:57 +0000)
# You hear the high-pitched howl of a wolf. It appears to have come from outside. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:11 +0000)
# All Hallow's Eve said, "WOOOOOHOOOOOO" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:19 +0000)
# Eric Brooks said, "SO I HERD YOU LIEK KRAFTING?" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:27 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "WELCOME TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:31 +0000)
# Eric Brooks said, "AM I KRAFTUNG RITE?" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:35 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Is this a convenient time for us to steal your flag?" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:36 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "WE'RE INSIDE WE'RE INSIDE" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:36 +0000)
# Ol' Ephraim said, "Smells like otter poop." (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:36 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "WELCOME TO THE SHOW" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:40 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx said, "I love raiding everyday!" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:43 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "You told us to slow down.. so we figure we'll take our time with this one" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:57 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly sidles up to Liza with a pair of Buds hung from thumb and forefinger (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:06:58 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on Slightly Singed Buttocks. The curse has landed. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:07 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Isabella with an Iron Sword, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:14 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked airport security guard with an Iron Sword, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:20 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "ROSA THAT WAS PAYBACK FOR KILLING ME TWICE THE OTHER DAY" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:32 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "Hey so how bout you sing us a song while my friends kill all of your friends, baby. Whats the one you sing about life being a super fun bar in Chelsea" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:34 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked a playful otter with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:40 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living attacked Dergones with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:40 +0000)
# All Hallow's Eve said, "Arooooo!!! Silly Legion. YOU ARE FULL OF ERROR" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:44 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Dergones, that was because i simply don't like ya" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:49 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx attacked Zawvat with a Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:54 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, " That was hilarious when you pretended to have vertigo on that TV show with Jason Bateman" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:07:55 +0000)
# Eric Brooks attacked Innocent Bystander with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:02 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Hey look! you guys are good for something! FAVOR! I got my mark of caine back!" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:05 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly said, "WTF WOLF I WAS WORKIN THAT!" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:13 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Is this ok? We didn't know if we should schedule a time to come get your flag or not ;-)" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:30 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "That means I get to kill you guys for practically free! Don't worry, I'd do it for free anyday, though." (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:30 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Boudan with a Saber, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:42 +0000)
# Eric Brooks attacked ++Good with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:45 +0000)
# All Hallow's Eve said, "LOOK AT MY BIG, HONKING GONADS GOOOOOOO" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:52 +0000)
# You say, "Is this recap raid acceptable to your terms? If not, boo hoo hooo hooooooooo <--- that's you" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:57 +0000)
# Eric Brooks attacked Arcanis the Omnipotent with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:08:59 +0000)
# Chet Donnelly attacked Avaddon with a Long Bow, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:09:19 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx attacked Nirfagt with a Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:09:24 +0000)
# The magic enters your soul and you feel your senses expand. There is no one hidden here. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:09:30 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST BAT MAN ERIC BROOKS" (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:09:43 +0000)

We see that there's no flag there because someone revoked without emoting or attempting to hit us. The first LoE guy comes back and gets rocked.

# Someone used a bullhorn to say, "I SEE YOU WIZARD. COME BACK HERE.". It was loud, so obviously came from inside. (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:11:18 +0000)
# (2 times) a playful otter shot an arrow at you with a Long Bow! He hit! You take 11 points of Nexal damage! (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:40:53 +0000)
# a playful otter shot an arrow at you with a Long Bow! He missed! (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:40:59 +0000)
# a playful otter shot an arrow at you with a Long Bow! He hit! You take 11 points of Nexal damage! (Clockwork Tower (23,90) (Foghaven) (Purgatorio) : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:41:02 +0000)
# A Wandering Traveler slashed at you with his Magical Scimitar! He hit! You take 8 points of Slashing damage! ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:18:09 +0000)
# A Wandering Traveler seemed to appear out of thin air. ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:18:09 +0000)
# Your visual reality has returned to normal. ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:18:11 +0000)
# You feel the magic of your Turtle Shell spell fade. ( : Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:18:11 +0000)

NW Log misses a bit, but this guy actually went invis to ambush a DO with about 20 HP and didn't emote once. For some reason he kept rejoining our channel so I mentioned it to him.

<Stretch> you actually did kill me. you went invis to sneak up on a lone, AP'd non-stygian DO and emoted nothing before attacking
<AWanderingTraveler> I believe in military strategy.

This is our enemy...

Other notable raid quotes

<AWanderingTraveler> I must confess, I almost didn't logon, but I suppose we're even now that you have your flag back and you won't be getting ours?
<AWanderingTraveler> So, we are even now right?

<young_wizzy> I just hope you know what revoking against TEAM TAUNT means
<xXIlovechloeXx> you gonna die!
* AWanderingTraveler shrugs
<AWanderingTraveler> If you can find me, I'm fair game.
<AWanderingTraveler> Albeit I'm still invisible.
<xXIlovechloeXx> i have EoD baby
<xXIlovechloeXx> and reveal
<young_wizzy> Kebiro
<xXIlovechloeXx> bitch so suck my nuts

<AWanderingTraveler> Actually, you guys were really unlucky there. I had full AP/MP and was logging on to search for tears. (<---TYPICAL)

<young_wizzy> TEAM TAUNT is mega-raiding death machine
<young_wizzy> flagshielding and revoking are the machine's fuel

<AWanderingTraveler> Maybe you'd be interested in a job...?
<xXIlovechloeXx> raiding is our job
<xXIlovechloeXx> sorry, maybe someone else can perform your meaningless tasks
<AWanderingTraveler> It's not meaningless.
<AWanderingTraveler> It actually involves a metric f**kton of raiding.
<xXIlovechloeXx> maybe you could employ a full time revoker
<xXIlovechloeXx> if that position isnt filled already

<Stretch> I'd love to lay down some taunts but I've got a work call to attend to, so I'm going to have to call for a substitute taunter
<Gage> AWT, your grandmother's breasts are saggier than silly putty.