Recap raid on Privateers

Thanks to stretch for the log. Recap raid on Privateers 9/18/08

# Your faction standard is unprotected! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:10:39 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved your faction flag from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 10 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:13:50 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved the faction flag for Serious Business from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:13:54 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved the faction flag for Seekers of the Void from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:06 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "I am redubbing this little faction, "Privateers of the Prepubescent Sign"! You know.... for my diddling pleasures." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:08 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved the faction flag for Cult of Crabs from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:09 +0000)
# You say, "Ahoy there butt pirates, tell your Queen to keep her fat booty out of our flag room." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:17 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile has diddled you. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:17 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved the faction flag for Cult of Crabs from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:20 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "so.. it did take us awhile. but we're here for our flag" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:24 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Privateers of the Elder Sign? Is that like a kids TV show or something?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:26 +0000)
# Wydden-The Hierophant of Ruin said, "I TAUNT YOU!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:31 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has retrieved the faction flag for Busty's Littlest Whorehouse from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:33 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "You guys just like picking on new factions is that it? Think it makes you cool or something? WELL IT DOESN'T!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:36 +0000)
# Rotten Apple attacked a giant rolling cheese wheel with a Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:39 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "TEAM TAUNT TEAM TAUNT TEAM TAUNT TEAM TAUNT" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:43 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile has levelled up! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:51 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "you guys raided Busty's littlest whorehouse??? poor show" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:14:59 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "that was a lot of flags...you guys are nice to give us so much honor for so little work!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:15:04 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile attacked Mrs Elena Barton with a Chilling Touch spell. They have died. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:15:15 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living attacked Bowman with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:15:26 +0000)
# You say, "We'll try to bring more mortals next time. Might make this at least a little bit interesting." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:15:37 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "SINGING IN THE HONOR...I'M SINGING IN THE HONOR!!!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:15:57 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile attacked Li Mu Bai with a Chilling Touch spell. They have died. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:07 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS dances around as death and blood is strewn all about him (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:16 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "this is quite a nice honor grab we've had so far! and we havn't even taken your flag!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:39 +0000)
# An Aquatic Servitor attacked Spite, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:40 +0000)
# The stronghold has been cleared! The faction standard may now be taken! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:58 +0000)
# Sorsha Käel has taken the standard of Privateers of the Elder Sign! Your honor has changed by 24! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:17:01 +0000)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "OWNED" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:17:16 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile looks down at his diddle hand which is still quivering. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:18:54 +0000)
# You feel the magic of your invulnerability fade. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:19:38 +0000)
# You scribble 'Later, jerks. Thanks for the flags.' on a wall with your chalk. Your chalk breaks apart in your hand. It has been used up. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:21:45 +0000)

The aftermath of privateer's counter-raid on us was pretty funny too. Monkey never came back...

<Multiplying_Monkey> I have a VW who is looking for a faction
<Multiplying_Monkey> when do you raid?
<Brocktoon> we raid round 0300-0330
<Stretch> home is safe btw
<Stretch> twill cleared out the 3 jerks hanging around, apparently
<Multiplying_Monkey> >
<Multiplying_Monkey> I'm not a jerk
<Brocktoon> ha
<Brocktoon> I can't get back there till we reset
<Stretch> i meant guys from privateer of the elder sign
<Stretch> who i will not forget to poison next time
<Multiplying_Monkey> yea...
<Brocktoon> monkey is in privateers
<Brocktoon> he is an ozzy
<Brocktoon> I assume after our amazing taunt fest he realized how awesome our faction is and wants to join ;-)
* rhubarb (james_king@nw-F59D50AC.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #taunt
<Multiplying_Monkey> I didn't see any taunts =/
<Brocktoon> ha
* Kebiro (chatzilla@nw-40D42449.nycmny.east.verizon.net) has joined #taunt
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Kebiro
<Brocktoon> you musta been in the toilet during the raid then
<Brocktoon> cause we got our taunt on big time
<Multiplying_Monkey> stupid scrolling window
* Xolah5 (Xolah5@nw-C35015F3.su.shawcable.net) has joined #taunt
<Xolah5> i'm full and fat and need a bitch
<Xolah5> and will never get one as long as I play internet games
* Xolah5 decides to use the pedo for his sexual pleasure
<Brocktoon> hahaha
* Brocktoon puts a cute piggy tail wig on Xolah first
<Brocktoon> here, hold this sucker and call me daddy
<Xolah5> i'll wear what ever
<Xolah5> your the one bending over baby
<Xolah5> you can pull my piggys while I ram your tight bum hole
<Multiplying_Monkey> oh god
* Multiplying_Monkey (indigo_sha@nw-AD65CA70.brodm1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #taunt
<Xolah5> oops

I hope all of our future taunt logs will be followed by hilarious IRC conversations.

thanks beserker

Quote :

<Xolah5> you can pull my piggys while I ram your tight bum hole
<Multiplying_Monkey> oh god
* Multiplying_Monkey (indigo_sha@nw-AD65CA70.brodm1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #taunt
<Xolah5> oops

hahaha

Privateers got pissy and raided us again. They did not taunt once. We decided to show them what a raid should be like (and poison the shit out of them).

# Private Daniel Jackson has retrieved your faction flag from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 10 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:59:52 +0000)

# Viconia DeVir said, "So- Privateers. Is that like Privates only smaller? Or does is just mean your private parts are tiny?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:00:05 +0000)

# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Blood Drench Robo Crush. You land a hit. ( : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:00:24 +0000)
# You summon your inner hatred in an attempt to inflict the Agony Curse on Blood Drench Robo Crush. The curse has landed. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:00:27 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison a giant rolling cheese wheel. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:34 +0000)
# Kiagan has retrieved the faction flag for Entropy from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:35 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison anti-hipster. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:38 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Captain Drake. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:42 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "WELL HELLO THAR PRIVATEERS!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:45 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Li Mu Bai. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:46 +0000)
# Private Daniel Jackson has retrieved the faction flag for Entropy from the stronghold of Privateers of the Elder Sign! You have gained 8 honor! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:46 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Sadako Sasaki. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:50 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Spite. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:01:55 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison The Funkalizer. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:02 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "Can you guys please get some more attractive members?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:03 +0000)
# Kiagan said, "BYE BYE PRIVATEERS!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:03 +0000)
# Viconia DeVir said, "Stop talking everyone! You want the Privateers to think we have energy to waste with silly chatter?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:05 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "and possibly..... younger?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:09 +0000)
# Kiagan has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 7 people. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:12 +0000)
# Anoral growls, threateningly. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:14 +0000)

# xXIlovechloeXx has levelled up! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:22 +0000)
# xXIlovechloeXx attacked The Venomous Bead with a Sword, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:22 +0000)
# Kiagan has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 7 people. ( : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:25 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Visa McElla. You missed! ( : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:34 +0000)
# You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Visa McElla. You land a hit. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:36 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "not only have we come to grab some flags back.." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:02:48 +0000)

# Viconia DeVir said, "I'm sure it makes them feel bad, too. After all - they all seem to be missing tongues. Either that or the sight of us turned them all mute with fright when they raided us." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:05 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "we'd also like to tell you to stop messing with a faction three times your size" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:06 +0000)
# Kiagan said, "Call yourselves privateers, eh? Why haven't I heard any piratey saying recently?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:07 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "WE CRUSH SMALL FACTIONS" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:19 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS hold his hand back to his mouth and mutters (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:33 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado said, "I dunno, they seem kinda slow. " (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:33 +0000)
# Viconia DeVir attacked a giant rolling cheese wheel with an Acid Touch, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:34 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "just ask yin and yang" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:39 +0000)
# You say, "You guys know that there's a button to say stuff when you raid another faction, right? I know you're a little slow, but you should at least come up with some funny grunts if you raid us again." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:41 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "Man, the only thing worse than silent raids are OLD factions. " (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:03:45 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "and silent raids are pretty damn lame..." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:01 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado said, "man, you guys like to raid factions and then forget their names, huh?" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:04 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Sadako Sasaki with an Iron Sword, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:09 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "I guess having a lot of flags does nothing to make you less of a poopstain faction..." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:29 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado attacked Visa McElla with a Haymaker, killing him. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:34 +0000)
# Viconia DeVir said, "Can you say ba ba? Ba ba, goo, goo - see it's not too hard." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:04:35 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado said, "come on, next time at least use what brainpower you have to type in a witty comment or two" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:00 +0000)
# You say, "Considering that their flags are of 4 man factions, I am less than impressed." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:10 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "Seriously though, can you please come raid us back with like 3 other angel factions" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:14 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado said, "even something lame like, "we shall smite you evil-doers! prepare for judgement! lol!1!!!1!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:32 +0000)
# Xeeg said, "God, how sad. They cant even manage a tick war." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:51 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile said, "I have to say, diddling this bunch was not even that much fun.... Kind of anit-climactic..." (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:05:55 +0000)
# Xeeg has levelled up! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:06:39 +0000)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "if you chatted up our SH a third as much as we chat up yours you'd be doing great!" (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:07:07 +0000)

* Magic courses through you. You feel the air chill about your fingertips, and a bolt of ice fires at The Funkalizer. He takes 1 points of Cold damage. His armor soaked 7 points of the damage. You gain 1 Experience Points! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:07:18 +0000)

# You have earned enough experience points to level up! Your new level is 29. Your maximum Hit Point total has increased! Your new maximum Hit Points is 70. Your maximum Action Point total has increased! Your new maximum is 70 (you will not earn more AP per day than before but you are able to store more of them at once). You have gained an innate defensive bonus to all attacks! Your bonus is + 10. Your maximum Magic Point pool has increased! Your maximum Magic Point total is now 63. You have earned an additional 30 Character Points! You will need to earn an additional 998 Experience Points to gain your next level. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:07:21 +0000)
# Kiagan attacked Spite with a Long Bow, killing her. (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:07:47 +0000)
# The stronghold has been cleared! The faction standard may now be taken! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:05 +0000)
# A lurking pedophile has taken the standard of Privateers of the Elder Sign! Your honor has changed by 16! (Clockwork Tower (17,17) (The Great Gear) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:08:11 +0000)


Then, our elementalist flew over, nuked the vaults and maxed out.

# FeetOnFire has maxed out! (Empty Sky (19,15) (Nimbus) : Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:15:38 +0000)