Clockwork Orange does Forsaken's recap, fails at raiding us

We're sitting in the TAUNT channel, talking mad shit, when suddenly, out of nowhere:

* Daisuke_Jin (Daisuke_Ji@63F6A0CD.BA8B78F2.83D4086A.IP) has joined #taunt
<Daisuke_Jin> raid!

TEAM TAUNT MOVE OUT! Naturally, I'm already dead, so I respawn.

* You go inside of Faded Farmhouse. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:13 +0000)
* You take Potion of Greater Invulnerability (magical) from the stronghold safe. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:19 +0000)
* You feel more able to resist damage. You will gain a +10 to resist all forms of damage. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:21 +0000)
* You drink your Potion of Greater Invulnerability. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:21 +0000)
* Remilia Scarlet has retrieved the faction flag for Forsaken from your stronghold! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:23 +0000)
* You feel the magic of your invisibility potion fade. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:24 +0000)
* Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado seemed to appear out of thin air. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:24 +0000)
* Susie Seki fired a Rifle at you! She missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:34 +0000)
* Susie Seki fired a Rifle at you! She hit! You take 6 points of Nexal damage! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:36 +0000)
* Remilia Scarlet attacked you with her Umbral Sword! She missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:37 +0000)
* Remilia Scarlet attacked you with her Umbral Sword! She hit! You take 4 points of Cold damage! The attack sapped 4 Magic Points! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:39 +0000)
* Remilia Scarlet attacked you with her Umbral Sword! She missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:40 +0000)
* You feel more able to resist damage. You will gain a +4 to resist all forms of damage. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:40 +0000)
* You feel the magic course through you. A shimmering glow moves about your body. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:40 +0000)

# You feel the magic course through you. Bright lights dance around the edge of your vision. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:44 +0000)
# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado disappeared. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:48 +0000)
# You take Potion of Invisibility (magical) from the stronghold safe. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:50 +0000)
# You feel regenerative power spread through your body, repairing torn flesh and bone. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:59 +0000)
# You drink your Potion of Regeneration. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:09:59 +0000)
# (3 times) Neil Flynn attacked you with a Haymaker! He missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:05 +0000)

* Neil Flynn attacked you with a Haymaker! He missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:07 +0000)
* Neil Flynn attacked you with a Haymaker! He missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:09 +0000)

# (2 times) Neil Flynn attacked you with a Haymaker! He missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:11 +0000)

* Neil Flynn attacked you with a Haymaker! He missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:13 +0000)

# You say, "You hit like a girl! Yeah you, Neil flynn. Mr. Girly pants." (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:20 +0000)
# Susie Seki said, "Dammit. Looks like it'll turn into a tick battle." (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:23 +0000)
# Ashnazg slashed at you with her Magical Scimitar! She hit! You take 14 points of Nexal damage! This was a Focused Attack. The attack sapped 4 Magic Points! This was a critical hit! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:24 +0000)
# Remilia Scarlet sighs. "Fuck, you sure are active all the fucking time, aren't you?" (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:29 +0000)
# Ashnazg slashed at you with her Magical Scimitar! She missed! (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:37 +0000)

* You say, "You guys almost saved Forsaken the other day, although we did take a little longer than usual, seeing as how we DFoC'd their petshield all to hell and watched it eat them while we talked a little smack. Did they mention that part? 87 pets, aggressive. It was beautiful. " (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:11:48 +0000)
* You gain 3 Hit Points due to your regeneration. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:11:52 +0000)
* Zhu Tong has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 4 people. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:06 +0000)
* Susie Seki attacked Some glum badger herder with a Rifle, killing him. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:07 +0000)
* You say, "This just in... TEAM TAUNT is awesome. Keep that in mind before you step out of line next time, droogs." (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:09 +0000)
* Zhu Tong has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 4 people. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:10 +0000)
* Susie Seki said, "Bastard!" (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:13 +0000)
* Zhu Tong has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 4 people and killing one, Nestor Ivanovich Makhno. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:14 +0000)
* Zhu Tong has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 4 people and killing one, Susie Seki. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:30 +0000)
* Zhu Tong attacked Neil Flynn with a Blood Claws Attack, killing him. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:42 +0000)
* You summon dark forces in an attempt to poison Ashnazg. You land a hit. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:51 +0000)

Meanwhile, at the TAUNT IRC LAIR

<potato> [19:08] <Daisuke_Jin> raid! <-- you mean we were being raided?
<Stretch> taunters are kickin ASS
<potato> goddammit
<Stretch> yes
<Stretch> haha
<potato> hahahaha
<potato> I fail so hard.

* You gain 3 Hit Points due to your regeneration. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:52 +0000)
* Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado seemed to appear out of thin air. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:12:56 +0000)
* Lorelai Hrist attacked Ashnazg with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:13:12 +0000)
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Hello clockwork citruses" (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:13:19 +0000)
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Goodbye fruits" (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:13:25 +0000)
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living seemed to appear out of thin air. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:13:30 +0000)
* You gain 3 Hit Points due to your regeneration. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:13:52 +0000)

# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living attacked LeveI 1 Mortal with an Umbral Sword from a hidden position, killing him. (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:14:19 +0000)

<&TomRiddle> The air chills as you swing your Umbral Sword at LeveI 1 Mortal. You were hidden for this attack. You hit and deal 48 points of Nexal damage! This was a Focused Attack. The attack sapped 7 Magic Points! This was a critical hit! 1 points of that damage was due to factional control. You gain 48 Experience Points! His armor soaked 3 points of damage. He has died. You gain an additional 10 XP!...

# Daisuke Jin, Master of Sado said, "bah..just as i was typing my taunt he leaves :/ no fun" (Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:14:42 +0000)