Double Taunt-O-Rama: Crypt Lords & Clockwork Orange

I showed up late for this one and missed some of the good stuff at the first target, but Crypt Lords took the first reaming:

# The door is missing, having been pulled off its hinges. You step inside of Faded Bordello. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:06 -0500)
# Count Bennigsen (A Ghoul) attacked A Zombie, killing it. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:14 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder attacked Iron Lich with a Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:25 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad has maxed out! (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:25 -0500)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage said, "OOH YEAHH! MACHO MAN GOING KICK IT WITH YOU!" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:33 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Sebastian du Mort with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:38 -0500)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Aael with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:40 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "This is just a little payback for that triple threat failraid you guys threw at us..." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:40 -0500)
# You say, "DAMN i had like 40 cheeseburgers this afternoon" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:41 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "CONGRATULATIONS ALTAIR!!!" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:49 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Old spice with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:54 -0500)
# A lurking pedophile said, "You know my momma always said never need anything rotten, but then again...." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:59:57 -0500)
# BERSERKER KILL said, "Looks like the pets are revolting again, Crypt Lords. They probably caught a glimpse of your moms in the mirror and freaked the f out." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:05 -0500)
# You emote, " hurries around the croom crapping in all the sarcophagai" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:06 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad said, "I'm going to assassinate all yo mommas now." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:07 -0500)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Rebus Sohal with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:08 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "yeah, remember when you participated in a 3-faction raid against us..... and failed?" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:10 -0500)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacked Clodia with a Haymaker, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:11 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Ando Deathless with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:14 -0500)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Eek a Mouse! with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:20 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "You had to know we'd come back and taunt you for that..." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:26 -0500)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked treehugger with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:46 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Polémico with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:49 -0500)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacked Superluigi with a Haymaker, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:51 -0500)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacked Durbuthuluk with a Haymaker, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:00:56 -0500)
# BERSERKER KILL said, "Maybe you guys can get 3 or 4 allies to come with you the next time you get the balls to raid." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:07 -0500)
# You emote, " rolls one particularly retarded looking mummy across the room, hanging on to his wrap as he goes" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:16 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder attacked Veronica Sawyer with a Sword, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:18 -0500)
# "Macho Man" Randy Savage attacked a bottle of ibuprofen with a Haymaker, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:19 -0500)
# You say, "TP for weeks boys!" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:24 -0500)
# Lorelai Hrist attacked Shaddam IV with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:25 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad attacked Swims With Fishies with a Saber, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:26 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked some soon to be dead bastard with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:50 -0500)
# You feel the magic course through you and your eyesight sharpens to an extraordinary degree. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:01:59 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder attacked a pack of ghostly riders with a Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:06 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "It's kind of dead in here...." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:08 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder attacked Von Phelan with a Sword, killing him. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:25 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad said, "That's because they're already dead. Or undead. Whatever." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:27 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder has levelled up! (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:36 -0500)
# Some glum badger herder attacked Vera Vector with a Sword, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:36 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS rides the mark of cain train (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:39 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "two mortals left...who wants em" (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:02:51 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living attacked Flandre Scarlet with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:03:17 -0500)
# A lurking pedophile said, "I don't waste diddles on such drivle..." (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:03:24 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Halseth the Undead. You hit and deal 19 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 1 Experience Points! (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:03:37 -0500)
# The stronghold has been cleared! The faction standard may now be taken! (Faded Bordello (78,55) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:03:38 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living has taken the standard of Crypt Lords of Hashaa! Your honor has changed by 24! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:03:41 -0500)


....and that was that! But damn I still had like 60ap! You know Taunt doesn't waste ap so someone said Clockwork Orange and i says

and away we go!


# You reload your bow's side quiver. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:08:30 -0500)
# You go inside of Faded Saloon. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:40 -0500)
# Kiagan has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 19 people. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:44 -0500)
# Kiagan has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 22 people. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:47 -0500)
# Kiagan has summoned a vile, foul-smelling mist, affecting 19 people and killing 4 of them: TheRegret, a tiny rubber ballista toy, Nestor Ivanovich Makhno, and Matilda. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:49 -0500)
# You say, "whaaaazup dickwads!" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:09:52 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS pulls out his orange juicer (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:05 -0500)
# (4 times) Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living summoned a Wolf. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:06 -0500)

* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living summoned a Wolf. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:06 -0500)
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living summoned a Wolf. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:06 -0500)
* Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living summoned a Wolf. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:06 -0500)

# You hear the high-pitched howl of a wolf. It was loud, so obviously came from inside. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:06 -0500)
# Garrina attacked BlackheartVandal with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:09 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad said, "You think that smells bad? Wait until you meat your mom. After I'm done with her." (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:11 -0500)
# A lurking pedophile said, "Look at this bunch of chumps, I have seen bigger balls on a pingpong table..." (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:13 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Neil Flynn with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:15 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at ele'n randir. You hit and deal 14 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 15 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:19 -0500)
# Garrina attacked carborundum with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:20 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at ele'n randir. You hit and deal 14 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 15 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:21 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at ele'n randir. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:23 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at ele'n randir. You hit and deal 23 points of Unholy damage! This was a critical hit! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 25 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. He has died. You gain an additional 11 XP! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:25 -0500)
# Garrina attacked Catania with an Umbral Sword, killing her. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:26 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You hit and deal 20 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 22 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:29 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You hit and deal 19 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 20 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:32 -0500)
# Garrina attacked christopher42 with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:33 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You hit and deal 19 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 20 Experience Points! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:34 -0500)
# (2 times) You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:35 -0500)

* You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:37 -0500)

# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Ethelred. You hit and deal 19 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 20 Experience Points! He has died. You gain an additional 11 XP! Your weapon is now out of ammunition. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:39 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad said, "Yea I said 'meat.' Yea I imply some pervese incestuous relationship. No I don't suck at English." (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:47 -0500)
# A Wolf attacked Remilia Scarlet, killing her. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:48 -0500)
# You reload your bow's side quiver. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:51 -0500)
# Garrina attacked FishMonger with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:10:57 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Susie Seki. You hit and deal 0 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 0 Experience Points! Her armor soaked 1 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:11:11 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Hot Sausage. You hit and deal 15 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 16 Experience Points! His armor soaked 4 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:11:19 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS attacked Hot Sausage with an Iron Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:11:33 -0500)
# You grant time to Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad. They gain 5 Action Points. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:11:45 -0500)
# A Wolf attacked Naboo, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:11:48 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at The Divine Fist. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:03 -0500)
# (2 times) You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at The Divine Fist. You hit and deal 14 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 15 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:04 -0500)

* You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at The Divine Fist. You hit and deal 14 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 15 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:06 -0500)

# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at The Divine Fist. You hit and deal 14 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 15 Experience Points! His armor soaked 5 points of damage. He has died. You gain an additional 11 XP! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:08 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad said, "Susie Seki? More like Susie Sucky." (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:39 -0500)
# You say, "you know, I thought i was the biggest douchebag in the Nexus" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:12:53 -0500)
# A Wolf attacked Kederaji Tajorn, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:18 -0500)
# You say, "but NO ONE is a bigger douchebag than those fucking idiots who run around on holloween in white overalls and tophats... you know the fucktards I'm talking about" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:36 -0500)
# You say, "oh yeah it's YOU GUYS!" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:52 -0500)
# (2 times) You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at PacoPicaPiedra. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:57 -0500)

* You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at PacoPicaPiedra. You miss! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:13:59 -0500)

# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at PacoPicaPiedra. You hit and deal 17 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 18 Experience Points! His armor soaked 3 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:01 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at PacoPicaPiedra. You hit and deal 17 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 18 Experience Points! His armor soaked 3 points of damage. He has died. You gain an additional 11 XP! Your weapon is now out of ammunition. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:03 -0500)
# You reload your bow's side quiver. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:23 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at Saeryn. You hit and deal 18 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 9 Experience Points! Her armor soaked 2 points of damage. She has died. You gain an additional 5 XP! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:42 -0500)
# You let fly an arrow from your Long Bow at TexasSteve. You hit and deal 20 points of Unholy damage! You were in your attack aided by the Way of Void! You gain 11 Experience Points! He has died. You gain an additional 5 XP! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:49 -0500)
# The stronghold has been cleared! The faction standard may now be taken! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:53 -0500)
# Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad has taken the standard of A Clockwork Orange! Your honor has changed by 20! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:14:58 -0500).....


Agony Curse makes me hard. But wait! We had respawners! This here's a tick war Taunt style, and I'm pretty sure it's where angel tears come from...

DAMN this log is longer than one of Lorelai's ass goblins:


# Ethelred seemed to appear out of thin air. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:16:37 -0500)
# Ethelred attacked Haine with an Umbral Sword, killing him. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:16:41 -0500)
# teh big vw slashed at you with her claws! She hit! You take 3 points of Unholy damage! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:22:58 -0500)
# (2 times) teh big vw slashed at you with her claws! She missed! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:23:00 -0500)

* teh big vw slashed at you with her claws! She missed! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:23:01 -0500)

# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. It affected 3 people. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:00 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 1 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:03 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 12 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:05 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 7 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:07 -0500)
# Full Blown AIDS said, "DUCKS AND COVERS" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:07 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 1 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:08 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. It affected 1 person. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:11 -0500)
# (2 times) Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 1 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:13 -0500)

* Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked the area with thousands of hail stones. You were caught in the effect, and suffer 1 points of damage. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:14 -0500)

# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked Altaïr Ibn La-Ahad with a Kiss of the Clouds spell. They have died. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:27:20 -0500)
# You say, "sorry we killed all your friends, Nestor, but they were DICKS" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:28:41 -0500)
# Garrina said, "i see you dudes have running water. you'd better go catch it in case you get thirsty or something. " (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:28:48 -0500)
# Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living said, "Nestor, Tell your friends outside to come on in, the waters fine, just apologize for me, I seem to be fading quickly, I only wish my friends had been here to greet them, but you had to go and euthanise them, you sick russian bastard!" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:37:50 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno was flying, and has now landed. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:38:17 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno has no choice but to drop out of wisp. You cannot insult a Russian like this! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:38:42 -0500)
# You say, "Nestor's mamma so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:38:50 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living with a Kiss of the Clouds spell. They have died. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:39:10 -0500)
# You say, "Nestor, your mamma so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:41:26 -0500)
# You say, "Nestor mamma so fat, her car is made of spandex" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:43:00 -0500)
# Ethelred attacked you with his Umbral Sword! He hit! You take 9 points of Cold damage! The attack sapped 1 Magic Points! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:51:31 -0500)
# There is a whispering in the wind, and the air grows cold. Slowly, a corpse rises from the ground, buoyed by unseen arms, and is carried away. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:33 -0500)
# You say, "Nestor mamma so fat she uses a kiddy slide for a shoehorn!" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:04:10 -0500)
# Nestor Ivanovich Makhno attacked you with a Kiss of the Clouds spell. The spell missed. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:05:57 -0500)
# You say, "Ethelred, I've seen your mamma waddling round Valhalla too--she so fat when the body snatchers came for her they had to call for backup!" (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:08:14 -0500)
# Ethelred attacked you with his Umbral Sword! He hit! You take 28 points of Nexal damage! This was a Focused Attack. The attack sapped 6 Magic Points! This was a critical hit! (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:08:16 -0500)
# Your Piece of Chalk was broken and destroyed! It has been removed from your inventory. (Faded Saloon (79,49) (Necropolis) (Nifleheim) : Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:08:32 -0500)

...And, put out of my misery. But that was nearly an hour after their stronghold went down, no flag to protect, and they just stood there blinking. I'd call that a moral and physical asswhooping.

/me respawns and hauls a 50-gallon drum of angel tears to the safe.